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Four Turtles Four turtles were celebrating their 40th birthdays together when they ran out of ice cream. - Melanie White I used to like candles but that was before I was 40 and they almost burned up my cake. 50 Off Paper Napkins Aprons Serving Trays More LAST DAY 50 Off Christmas Cards Invitations 20 Off Sitewide 쑑 쑐 쑝.

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You should really bottle up and sell whatever youre doing to stay so incredibly young-looking. Fortunately this is your birthday not mine. 40th Birthday Jokes about Aging Age is like underwear.

At 40 your idea of weight lifting is standing up. Its too hard to get up again. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher.

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5 out of 5 stars. - Jules Renard One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that its such a nice change from being young. Welcome to your four Ts.

Happy Birthday to my favorite 40-year-old. Youll start feeling old on your 41st birthday. Hoping your 40s will feel incredibly new and exciting like your 20s only doubly so.

Dont let aging get you down. Happy 40th birthday. 40 isnt the year youll start to feel old.

Easy to edit and print out at home your gift. But so do fallen arches rheumatism faulty eyesight and the tendency to tell a story to the same person three or four times Helen Rowland Lordy Lordy look whos 40. Funny 40th Birthday Quotes For Women QuotesGram.

Happy birthday Im so glad youll always be older than me. Life is a book and your forties are the chapters when it all starts making sense. Sending birthday introductions has actually ended up being a required tradition.

Life begins on your 40th birthday. - Unknown We dont understand life any better at forty than at twenty but we know it and admit it. 40th Birthday Quotes For Men QuotesGram.

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That time when you finally get your head together - then your body starts falling apart. You simply look amazing. At 20 I thought I knew it all At 30 I realised I didnt At 40 I realise I never will but its fun trying.

Inside every us all 40 is a youngster wondering what on earth happened. Dont you dare get old on me. Perfect for friends family to wish them a happy day on turning one year older.

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Being 40 doesnt bother me nearly as much as being the parent of teenagers. Old Age Jokes 1. 40th Birthday Quotes For Friends QuotesGram.

Fred went into the bedroom to get some money. You really do want to see them but youre a little afraid of what theyll look like 4. Happy 40th birthday.

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They decided the biggest one Fred should go to the store and get more. Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. Even at 40 you look half your age.

- Melanie White When youre 40 you can still do all the things you used to do just not as fast.

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